Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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