one two three fourrrrnication!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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