We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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