He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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