New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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