i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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