just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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