I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
