Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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