this will be a night to untag.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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