Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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