I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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