At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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