if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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