zippers are such a cool invention
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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