You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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