I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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