Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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