He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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