Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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