I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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