My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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