I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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