I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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