I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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