He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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