if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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