I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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