Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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