so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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