This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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