Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
pop tarts are not kleenex
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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