hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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