i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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