why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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