I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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