I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it because I queefed?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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