Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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