They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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