bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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