the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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