I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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