Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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