I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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