BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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