Define "chronic" masturbator.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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