I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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