Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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