I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
