4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you would pick up someone in the library
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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